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Ashton Kutcher to play Bin Laden in upcoming movie

Ashton Kutcher to play Bin Laden in upcoming movie

Ashton Kutcher has confirmed he will be stepping into the dusty robes of Osama Bin Laden later this year, in the highly anticipated Jihadi Way or the Highway.…

May 3, 2012 / No Comment / Read More
Hillary Clinton announces easing of sanctions against Bill

Hillary Clinton announces easing of sanctions against Bill

Hillary Clinton has announced she is lifting some of the sanctions that were in place against against Bill, with immediate effect. In making her announcement, Hillary praised his…

April 5, 2012 / No Comment / Read More
UK

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

The UK public have begun their annual tradition of voting who gets to get shagged…

May 8, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

President Assad has further enraged the international community after being spotted openly ignoring a strict…

May 8, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Health scare after traces of nutrition found in Scottish kebab

Health scare after traces of nutrition found in Scottish kebab

Officials have shut down takeaways in a 20 mile radius of Aberdeen after reports that…

May 5, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Large rise in consumer spending turns out to be ‘just payday’

Large rise in consumer spending turns out to be ‘just payday’

The UK banking system ground to a halt this morning as more than £900 trillion…

May 2, 2012 / No Comment / Read More
Asia-Pacific

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

President Assad has further enraged the international community after being spotted openly ignoring a strict summer hose pipe ban, on Google Streetview. The hose pipe ban was brought…

May 8, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

North Korean Space Agency catapults bag of potatoes over hill

North Korean Space Agency catapults bag of potatoes over hill

North Korean officials have announced a giant leap forward in their space program. At 2pm yesterday afternoon, Japanese and American observers confirmed that the DPRK had successfully lauched…

April 13, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Syria raises ‘Indiscriminate Civilian Deaths’ warning from Amber to Red

Syria raises ‘Indiscriminate Civilian Deaths’ warning from Amber to Red

The Syrian government have issued a warning ahead of the weekend that it’s highly likely they’ll be attacking civilian populations. The population is adviced to hide in a…

February 9, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Israel retracts earlier “Of course it was us, duuuuh” statement

Israel retracts earlier “Of course it was us, duuuuh” statement

The Israeli Prime Minister has said that officials were speaking out of turn when they earlier commented on the news of the death of an Iranian nuclear scientist.…

January 11, 2012 / No Comment / Read More
Africa

Dog The Bounty Hunter dispatched to bring in Kony

President Obama has said he’s despatched Dog and his team to bring warlord Joseph Kony to justice. Dog The Bounty Hunter, his son, his brother law and…

March 15, 2012 / No Comment
Asia-Pacific

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

President Assad has further enraged the international community after being spotted openly ignoring a strict summer hose pipe ban, on Google Streetview. The hose pipe ban was…

May 8, 2012 / No Comment
Europe

Millions hoping to get lucky on New Year’s Eve

Millions of people are expected to descend onto the streets tomorrow night in the hope of an expensive night out, drunkeness, casual sex with predatory males and…

December 30, 2011 / No Comment
UK

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

The UK public have begun their annual tradition of voting who gets to get shagged by Simon Cowell, an honour most men and women only get to…

May 8, 2012 / No Comment