Berlusconi resignation sends escort agency share prices through the roof

Italian escort agencies were thrilled this week after the Prime Minister announced he would hand in his resignation.

As well as expected revenue increases, they were surprised to see their collective share prices double.

Wall Street traders did not jump on the band wagon as some analysts have noted “he can’t have too many bullets left in his gun”.

Berlusconi has been a name in Italian politics for over 15 years, and at 93, is suspected of fathering over 48 children. Berlusconi says only half of these cases can be traced back to him:

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Berlusconi still faces a long list of charges, court cases, allegations and accusations — most serious of all, that’s he’s a randy old billionaire that literally has girls queuing at his door.

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Posted by TheGoldRush on November 11, 2011. Filed under Europe,zParody Fake Newsz. Post tags:berlusconi satire, silvio berlusconi
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