Satire | Masturbation Notice at St Andrews

Masturbation Notice

Masturbation in the library toilet is a violation of the University of St Andrews Library Regulations

The recently refurbished toilet floows are not design to handle your semen!

The excessive amount of semen stain on the floor cost thousands of pounds to be removed professionally and must be reflected in tuition fee rises for next year.

It’s your money.

Please go home and masturbate if you are bored

Please enquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions. Thank you for your cooperation.

Posted by TheGoldRush on November 13, 2011. Filed under Photo. Post tags:library masturbate notice, library masturbation sign
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5 Responses to Satire | Masturbation Notice at St Andrews

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November 14, 2011 at 12:41 am

http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/library/regulations/ says absolutely nothing about that.
- TheGoldRush Reply
  
  November 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
  
  It’s OK people, it turns out you’re free to wank as much as you like at St Andrews library toilets.
- Anonymous Reply
  
  November 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
  
  It’s OK people, it turns out you’re free to wank as much as you like at St Andrews library toilets.
  - Adam Reply
    
    November 20, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    
    They seem to encourage it, http://resourcelists.st-andrews.ac.uk/items/C65CB… or at least, the study of it…
    - TheGoldRush Reply
      
      November 20, 2011 at 5:40 pm
      
      “What are you doing?!”
      “I’m, errr, it’s, eeer, I’m doing some research for a book I’m writing!”

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