Masturbation Notice
Masturbation in the library toilet is a violation of the University of St Andrews Library Regulations
The recently refurbished toilet floows are not design to handle your semen!
The excessive amount of semen stain on the floor cost thousands of pounds to be removed professionally and must be reflected in tuition fee rises for next year.
It’s your money.
Please go home and masturbate if you are bored
Please enquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions. Thank you for your cooperation.
Guest
November 14, 2011 at 12:41 am
http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/library/regulations/ says absolutely nothing about that.
TheGoldRush
November 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
It’s OK people, it turns out you’re free to wank as much as you like at St Andrews library toilets.
Anonymous
November 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
It’s OK people, it turns out you’re free to wank as much as you like at St Andrews library toilets.
Adam
November 20, 2011 at 3:11 pm
They seem to encourage it, http://resourcelists.st-andrews.ac.uk/items/C65CB… or at least, the study of it…
TheGoldRush
November 20, 2011 at 5:40 pm
“What are you doing?!”
“I’m, errr, it’s, eeer, I’m doing some research for a book I’m writing!”