Masturbation in the library toilet is a violation of the University of St Andrews Library Regulations
The recently refurbished toilet floows are not design to handle your semen!
The excessive amount of semen stain on the floor cost thousands of pounds to be removed professionally and must be reflected in tuition fee rises for next year.
It’s your money.
Please go home and masturbate if you are bored
Please enquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions. Thank you for your cooperation.