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Masturbation Notice

Masturbation in the library toilet is a violation of the University of St Andrews Library Regulations

The recently refurbished toilet floows are not design to handle your semen!

The excessive amount of semen stain on the floor cost thousands of pounds to be removed professionally and must be reflected in tuition fee rises for next year.

It’s your money.

Please go home and masturbate if you are bored

Please enquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions. Thank you for your cooperation.

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Posted by on November 13, 2011. Filed under Photo. Post tags:,
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5 Responses to Satire | Masturbation Notice at St Andrews

  1. Guest Reply

    November 14, 2011 at 12:41 am

    http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/library/regulations/ says absolutely nothing about that.

    • TheGoldRush Reply

      November 14, 2011 at 10:44 am

      It’s OK people, it turns out you’re free to wank as much as you like at St Andrews library toilets.

    • Anonymous Reply

      November 14, 2011 at 10:51 am

      It’s OK people, it turns out you’re free to wank as much as you like at St Andrews library toilets.

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