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Security Council briefed that Syrian president is ‘a massive twat’

UN envoy Kofi Annan has just finished a speech to the Security Council outlining his latest report “Assad is a massive twat, and here’s why”.

The council is made up of world leaders from the worlds most powerful countries, and the UK, and meets once a month depending on the weather.

Gentlemen, and that lady over there, we have an ever growing issue — and for once it’s not in Belursconi’s pants! But seriously, we have a growing problem, a problem with a moustache.

MrAnnan recently met the Syrian President, Barry al-Assad and expressed his shock and dismay at the worsening situation. The President denied any accusations stating simply:

My country my rules.

 

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Posted by on May 30, 2012. Filed under Asia-Pacific,zParody Fake Newsz. Post tags:, ,
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