Officials have confirmed they have stripped another gold medal from a contestant after DNA tests confirmed she was, in fact, a 400lb grizzly bear.
The revelations came to light after shot put contestants were required to submit a urine sample.
We knew something was up when Russia’s sample was submitted — an overflowing 2 litre bottle of steaming piss!
Suspicions were earlier raised after spectators became concerned by the behaviour of Russia’s entry. Eyebrows were raised as contestants began to gather for the start of the day. Both Russia and Germany started chewing tent poles. Whilst urine samples have confirmed Russia was a North American brown bear, Germany was confirmed to simply be a very scary woman.
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