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Men take gold in Asking For Directions

Men have been celebrating through the night after unexpectedly taking gold in Asking For Directions.

Women, who had been favourites, said they would be appealing the decision, and asked for a halt to proceedings until this had taken place.

It’s ridiculous. If you watch the replay, you can clearly see Men driving around aimlessly. I don’t know how that got them gold.

The Asking For Directions final took place outside the Olympic park, in the surrounding estates. Men said they deserved to win, because ‘only a lunatic would stop for directions round there’.

Despite not actually stopping for directions, the judges awarded Men points for cleverly using landmarks as navigational markers, and penalised Women for repeated driving violations and failing to park without curbing the wheels.


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Posted by on August 12, 2012. Filed under Europe,zParody Fake Newsz. Post tags:, ,
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