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Security Council briefed that Syrian president is ‘a massive twat’

Security Council briefed that Syrian president is ‘a massive twat’

UN envoy Kofi Annan has just finished a speech to the Security Council outlining his latest report “Assad is a massive twat, and here’s why”. The council is made up…

Eurovision runners up taken out the building and shot in the head

Eurovision runners up taken out the building and shot in the head

Human rights observers have said they’re not particularly bothered that Eurovision organisers are taking runners-up out the side entrance and shooting them once in the back of the head. The…

World praying next US President isn’t a religious nut-job

World praying next US President isn’t a religious nut-job

As the United States draws closer to the the voting play-offs, Iran has been leading world prayers that God doesn’t let one of his ‘special friends’ become President. This follows…

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Swedish anger after Obama pins Queen on Pinterest

Swedish anger after Obama pins Queen on Pinterest

Sweden have announced they are expelling the American ambassador after an embarrassing social media ‘mix up’ left the Queen of Sweden enraged. The diplomatic row erupted after the Barack Obama…

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

The UK public have begun their annual tradition of voting who gets to get shagged by Simon Cowell, an honour most men and women only get to read about in…

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

President Assad has further enraged the international community after being spotted openly ignoring a strict summer hose pipe ban, on Google Streetview. The hose pipe ban was brought in after…

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Justin Beiber 50 Cent love child

Justin Beiber 50 Cent love child

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