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Dog The Bounty Hunter dispatched to bring in Kony

Dog The Bounty Hunter dispatched to bring in Kony

President Obama has said he’s despatched Dog and his team to bring warlord Joseph Kony to justice. Dog The Bounty Hunter, his son, his brother law and Dolly Parton have already left Hollywood and are en route. Tweeting from the plane, Dog has been updating followers: On the plane now. Am writing things like his [...]

Gaddafi family knocked off Celebrity Hide & Seek League

Gaddafi family knocked off Celebrity Hide & Seek League

Following the capture of Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, the family has dropped off the bottom of the Celebrity Hide & Seek League. They had been clinging onto 10th place for the last few weeks, with Saif being their only hope. A Libyan government spokesmen said he was caught with a few bodyguards trying to leave the [...]

Channel5 cancel Gaddafi reality show

Channel5 cancel Gaddafi reality show

Channel5 have just announced they have scrapped plans for a fly on the wall documentary featuring Colonel Gaddafi and his family. A spokesmen for Channel5 cited ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the reason, but entertainment pundits think it might be more to do with the fact he’s dead. Filming was due to begin next week in Sirte [...]

Island nations criticise European counterparts

Island nations criticise European counterparts

The CSCTNOETA (Council of Small Countries That No One Ever Talks About) has sharply criticised European leaders for their ‘constant moaning about money’, claiming smaller nations have far greater issues including threats from global warming. After discussions at a recent meeting, Sir Anerood Jugnauth, the President of Mauritius reminded attendees that more needed to be [...]

Nigerian officials baffled by unclaimed millions

Nigerian officials baffled by unclaimed millions

Officials in Nigeria are baffled as to why nearly $800m in lottery winnings have gone unclaimed. Micheal Jongani, President of the Nigerian National Lottery claims his staff have gone out of their way to track down winners. Most of the unclaimed prizes seem to be held by British and American expats. We’ve written to them, [...]

Starving Africans may hold the key to weight loss

Starving Africans may hold the key to weight loss

American and European scientists have joined forces to look into life-style differences between affluent Westerners and starving Africans in the hope they might find clues to weight loss. The scientists claim to have accidentally stumbled on the idea whilst discussing the progress of their study in a pie shop in Glasgow. Dr Andre Young was [...]

US Special Forces check possible Gaddafi hiding places

US Special Forces check possible Gaddafi hiding places

A US Special Forces unit has been called in to help with the hunt for Gaddafi. SEAL Team 6 is made up of some of the best the US army has to offer and succesfully found and killed Bin Laden. The team, which eventually found Bin Laden, hopes to save some time with lessons from [...]

Gaddafi controlling last remnants of army via Twitter

Gaddafi controlling last remnants of army via Twitter

Colonel Gaddafi is reportedly directing his last few loyal soldiers via Twitter. After the two cameramen for Libya’s only TV station, Mad Dogs, defected to the rebels, Gaddafi had been relying on cassette tape recordings to get his messages out. US drones then bombed Libya’s only cassette factory, forcing Gaddafi to join Twitter to keep [...]

Mugabe seizes hundreds of Farmville developments

Mugabe seizes hundreds of Farmville developments

Robert Mugabe has passed legislation allowing the immediate seizure of any and all white Zimbabwean Farmville plots. Users logged onto Facebook yesterday be presented with a short statement saying: This Farmville account is now the property of the Zimbabwean government. Please submit any complaints or questions regarding this process to robertmugabe@aol.com. Mugabe is said to [...]

Gaddafi arrest warrant issued

Gaddafi arrest warrant issued

The International Criminal Court has today issued an arrest warrant for three Libyan leaders, including Colonel Gaddafi. Members of the public are being warned not to approach the suspect as he is presumed to be armed, and are being asked not to carry out Citizens Arrests on individuals matching the description of ‘having a rubberery [...]