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George Bush becomes Special Advisor to North Korea

George Bush becomes Special Advisor to North Korea

George Bush has accepted an offer by North Korea to serve as a special advisor to its military leaders. Along with an $800,000 salary, the position also comes with a palatial mansion and even a new title — Most Honored Supreme War Monger. A spokesman for the North Korean government spoke earlier at a press [...]

Fort Wayne man finishes reading entire Internet

Fort Wayne man finishes reading entire Internet

A man in Fort Wayne, Indiana, claims to be the first person in the world to have read every page on the Internet. Kyle Watson says he started the epic task over 3 years ago and has spent up to 8 hours a day reading websites. Watson, an unemployed teacher says he’s quite used to [...]

Secret Service secrets revealed through My Secrets

Secret Service secrets revealed through My Secrets

The Secret Service has been left embarrassed after a member of the President’s security detail accidentally leaked the planned routes for upcoming official visits by installing spammy music sharing program BearShare. The mishap occurred after the agent installed BearShare on his laptop and accidentally shared the folders My Music, My Videos and My Secrets. The [...]

Search for The Fugees finally ends

Search for The Fugees finally ends

A 15 year search for The Fugees has ended after family and friends admitted they’d run out of money. The Fugees haven’t been seen since they released their last album, The Score, in 1996. A spokesman for the search party ‘Where Have The Fugees Gone’ said: We all still have hope… But it’s been so [...]

Cameron in tearful Obama farewell

Cameron in tearful Obama farewell

There were tearful scenes today as David Cameron waved off his ‘special friend’ Barack Obama at Stansted airport. Obama ends a week-long tour of the British Isles, having spent most of his time in England being shown around London by Cameron. Visits to schools, games of table tennis and tours of factories were all followed [...]

Strauss-Kahn claims hotel incident a “misunderstanding”

Strauss-Kahn claims hotel incident a “misunderstanding”

It is understood that Dominique Strauss-Kahn will protest his innocence based on mistaken identity. Whilst he admits he did leap naked out of the cupboard, he did not realize the maid was a hotel employee. Residents in neighbouring rooms overheard him say: “Oh I get it, you’re a maid. Who sent you? It was Berlusconi, [...]

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