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World praying next US President isn’t a religious nut-job

World praying next US President isn’t a religious nut-job

As the United States draws closer to the the voting play-offs, Iran has been leading world prayers that God doesn’t let one of his ‘special friends’ become President. This follows…

Swedish anger after Obama pins Queen on Pinterest

Swedish anger after Obama pins Queen on Pinterest

Sweden have announced they are expelling the American ambassador after an embarrassing social media ‘mix up’ left the Queen of Sweden enraged. The diplomatic row erupted after the Barack Obama…

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

Voting begins on who Simon Cowell will shag next

The UK public have begun their annual tradition of voting who gets to get shagged by Simon Cowell, an honour most men and women only get to read about in…

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

Syrian President spotted defying hose pipe ban on Google Streetview

President Assad has further enraged the international community after being spotted openly ignoring a strict summer hose pipe ban, on Google Streetview. The hose pipe ban was brought in after…

Health scare after traces of nutrition found in Scottish kebab

Health scare after traces of nutrition found in Scottish kebab

Officials have shut down takeaways in a 20 mile radius of Aberdeen after reports that some lettuce and a bit of cucumber had been found in a kebab.  Health Ministers…

Ashton Kutcher to play Bin Laden in upcoming movie

Ashton Kutcher to play Bin Laden in upcoming movie

Ashton Kutcher has confirmed he will be stepping into the dusty robes of Osama Bin Laden later this year, in the highly anticipated Jihadi Way or the Highway. Bin Laden,…

Large rise in consumer spending turns out to be ‘just payday’

Large rise in consumer spending turns out to be ‘just payday’

The UK banking system ground to a halt this morning as more than £900 trillion dollars was transfered back and forth between indivuduals and businesses. At first, the Treasury announced…

Jordan promise not too torture Abu Qatada too much

Jordan promise not too torture Abu Qatada too much

The home secretary has defended plans to deport radical cleric Abu Qatada, saying Jordan has given its assurances they won’t torture him as much as their other prisoners. In return,…

North Korean Space Agency catapults bag of potatoes over hill

North Korean Space Agency catapults bag of potatoes over hill

North Korean officials have announced a giant leap forward in their space program. At 2pm yesterday afternoon, Japanese and American observers confirmed that the DPRK had successfully lauched a bag…

Hillary Clinton announces easing of sanctions against Bill

Hillary Clinton announces easing of sanctions against Bill

Hillary Clinton has announced she is lifting some of the sanctions that were in place against against Bill, with immediate effect. In making her announcement, Hillary praised his recent conduct,…