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Downing Street iPads “nothing new”

Downing Street iPads “nothing new”

Tax payers across the country have been left outraged after it emerged all toilets at Downing Street have been equipped with iPads. It emerged that Ministers were becoming increasingly frustrated at leaving their phones on their desks when ‘taking a break’. George Osbourne was quick to try and diffuse the situation by claiming the iPads [...]

Scotland wakes to Internet blackout

Scotland wakes to Internet blackout

People across Scotland woke today shocked to find their Internet has been unexpected cut off. It is being reported that after Alex Salmond’s SNP gained a majority vote, Whitehall’s Minister of Technology instructed engineers to cut the line at Gretna. Residents confronted the workmen only to be told: “Get your own Internet!” This will come [...]