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Men take gold in Asking For Directions

Men take gold in Asking For Directions

Men have been celebrating through the night after unexpectedly taking gold in Asking For Directions. Women, who had been favourites, said they would be appealing the decision, and asked for…

Grace Jones wins silver in hula hoop singing

Grace Jones wins silver in hula hoop singing

Grace Jones has added to the USA’s huge medal total by taking silver in hula hoop singing, after only just beating The Quite Democratic People’s Republic of Saudi Arabia. There…

Rowing disqualification after midgets spotted below boat

Rowing disqualification after midgets spotted below boat

The French rowing team face disqualification from yesterday’s race after a line of midgets was spotted kicking their legs below the team boat. The team were performing far better than…

Dogging added as reserve Olympic event

Dogging added as reserve Olympic event

Weirdos and Germans have expressed delight that dogging has been added to the Olympic reserve event list. Dogging was added as a last resort after a challenge from China was…

More disqualification shocks at Olympic qualifiers

More disqualification shocks at Olympic qualifiers

Fans of Eastern European female shot putters were shocked at judges decision to disqualify Hungarian Helga Skovenovich from the event. New rules introduced last year forbid any female contenstants that…

North Korean 100m sprinter missing

North Korean 100m sprinter missing

Police in Seoul, South Korea, are searching for Kim Dae Hun, a 100m sprint champion after he went missing during Olympic qualifying races. Kim, 26, ran the 100m and just…