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Scotland to reduce drink-drive limit from ‘a skinful’ to ‘not that much’

Scotland to reduce drink-drive limit from ‘a skinful’ to ‘not that much’

First Minister Alex Salmond has announced he will be lowering the national drink drive limit, but has reassured drinkers weekend rules will remain unchanged. The changes were put forward after…

Health scare after traces of nutrition found in Scottish kebab

Health scare after traces of nutrition found in Scottish kebab

Officials have shut down takeaways in a 20 mile radius of Aberdeen after reports that some lettuce and a bit of cucumber had been found in a kebab.  Health Ministers…

Queen’s Jubilee: Chelmsford becomes “city”, Dundee becomes “shitty”

Queen’s Jubilee: Chelmsford becomes “city”, Dundee becomes “shitty”

After promoting Chelmsford from town, to city, the Queen has taken the unusual step of demoting Dundee from city to shitty. Whilst Chelmsford celebrated their new title, residents of Dundee…

Scottish Independence form

Scottish Independence form

Via: https://twitter.com/#!/frankieboyle/status/163616421350342656…

Hurricane Bawbag kills 33 reporters, 6 morons and a badger

Hurricane Bawbag kills 33 reporters, 6 morons and a badger

As Hurricane Bawbag batters Scotland, news reporters are risking death by rushing to coastlines to get footage of waves hitting piers and trees blowing in the wind. 39 news readers…

Russians reach Shetland after 15 year voyage

Russians reach Shetland after 15 year voyage

Russian explorers have finally reached The Shetland Isles after a 15 year voyage in which three crew members died. Long thought to be lost to the North Sea, Shetland lies…

Scotland turns to social media to mend relations with England

Scotland turns to social media to mend relations with England

Scottish tourism ministers are attempting to bridge the gaps with their English neighbours by harnessing the power of Facebook and other networking sites. Scottish Minister for Energy, Enterprise and Tourism,…

SNP master plan leaked

SNP master plan leaked

Scottish Ministers are furious that an SNP 5 Year Plan has been published online. Party leaders have said an investigation into the matter will begin immediately. The document’s main focus…

Scotland wakes to Internet blackout

Scotland wakes to Internet blackout

People across Scotland woke today shocked to find their Internet has been unexpected cut off. It is being reported that after Alex Salmond’s SNP gained a majority vote, Whitehall’s Minister…