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Arab League warn situation in Syria could end up worse than Middlesborough

Arab League warn situation in Syria could end up worse than Middlesborough

Arab League ministers have again warned President Assad that if the situation isn’t resolved quickly, the country could descend into the levels of violence previously only seen in Middleborough on…

Security Council briefed that Syrian president is ‘a massive twat’

Security Council briefed that Syrian president is ‘a massive twat’

UN envoy Kofi Annan has just finished a speech to the Security Council outlining his latest report “Assad is a massive twat, and here’s why”. The council is made up…

Syria raises ‘Indiscriminate Civilian Deaths’ warning from Amber to Red

Syria raises ‘Indiscriminate Civilian Deaths’ warning from Amber to Red

The Syrian government have issued a warning ahead of the weekend that it’s highly likely they’ll be attacking civilian populations. The population is adviced to hide in a corner of…

Syria tops Internet poll of countries

Syria tops Internet poll of countries

Syria has come out on top of a recent Internet poll that asked users to list “Shitholes you never want to go to”. The poll asked visitors to list countries…