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Britons praise Sun God by drinking topless in the park

Britons praise Sun God by drinking topless in the park

As the final weeks of August approach, and the British summer begins, millions are expected to make the journey to a nearby park to begin celebrations. Gary, God of Sun,…

Chaos across the UK as 0.5cm of snow hits the country

Chaos across the UK as 0.5cm of snow hits the country

The Government have admitted they are losing their battle to control the situation after the country was hit by a little bit of snow this morning. The Ministry of Weather…

SNP master plan leaked

SNP master plan leaked

Scottish Ministers are furious that an SNP 5 Year Plan has been published online. Party leaders have said an investigation into the matter will begin immediately. The document’s main focus…

North Korea’s Got Talent final

North Korea’s Got Talent final

Excitement is mounting in Pyongyang as the North Korea’s Got Talent final nears. Officials claim that 100% of the 25,000,000 population will be tuning into Friday night’s show as 2…

Parents push for rewriting fairy-tales

Parents push for rewriting fairy-tales

Parents Against Scary Stories today made their first steps towards legislation that would force many childrens publishers to rewrite some of their bestselling titles. Jack and the Beanstalk is likely…

Cheryl Cole to sue X Factor producers

Cheryl Cole to sue X Factor producers

Cheryl Cole has released a statement saying she intends to take the makers of the X Factor USA to the European Court of Human Rights for Celebrities after being dropped…

Cameron in tearful Obama farewell

Cameron in tearful Obama farewell

There were tearful scenes today as David Cameron waved off his ‘special friend’ Barack Obama at Stansted airport. Obama ends a week-long tour of the British Isles, having spent most…

CBeebies hiding behind Super Injunction

CBeebies hiding behind Super Injunction

The BBC has moved quickly to deny claims that presenters on the CBeebies childrens channel are being protected by a super injunction. Users on Twitter today claimed that prominent members…

Coalition tensions running high

Coalition tensions running high

The coalition is said to be on shaky ground after a fight reportedly broke out during a meeting on the future of super injunctions. Nick Clegg is said to have…

Downing Street iPads “nothing new”

Downing Street iPads “nothing new”

Tax payers across the country have been left outraged after it emerged all toilets at Downing Street have been equipped with iPads. It emerged that Ministers were becoming increasingly frustrated…

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